Literally yesterday my boyfriend and I were taking a shower together and the day before we had this horrbile argument over my being angry that women are treated like livestock and expected to be physcially attractive for men all the time and can’t be the average, ordinary flawed animals we were born as. I metaphorically broke a brick over his head making my point and so he backed off, anyway like I was saying, the very next day we’re in the shower and neither of us has bought razors in a while and he see’s me raise my arms to put on soap and spurts a sound; “ew.”
I glare and raise his arms up to point out to him the gargantuan amount of hair that is under there.
"but, that’s different." he says
HOW!? HOW IS THAT FUCKING DIFFERENT!? WHAT ARE GUYS STUPID OR SOMETHING OR JUST THAT FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!? JESUS!
god even mashed potatoes is more attractive when evil
EVIL IS SO SEXY I AM SO ANGRY